May 2013
5 posts
“I was voted most consecutive in highschool.”
– Jeremiah (4/24/2013)
“Not to toot my own whistle.”
– Jeremiah (4/23/2013)
“What’s a cupboard again? Isn’t Harry Potter in a cupboard? Harry...”
– Jeremiah mixing Harry Potter with Indian in the Cupboard (4/21/2013)
“It has to be exactly what owing each other we are.”
– Jereyoda (4/8/2013)
“High factual capacity.”
– Jeremiah (4/2/2013)
March 2013
16 posts
“What the hell, an upside down LOL!”
– Jeremiah noticing a “707” sign (3/28/2013)
Scientifical
Adjective. Based on or characterized by the methods and principles of science.
“I hear there’s some kind of scientifical thing behind that.”
“I’ve heard that be done.”
– Jeremiah (3/27/2013)
Sweeving
Verb. The act of moving forward while also snaking from side to side.
“Fuck, were sweeving.”
“That girls using a corded phone in her car!! Oh wait, that’s a charger.”
– Jeremiah (3/25/2013)
Happy birthday Jeremiah!!!!!
Thank you for speaking without thinking. Also, Im thinking of starting a new thing called “Jeremiah’s Dictionary Entry” for all the words Jeremiah makes up. Let me know if thats a good idea or not.
“I hate families that can expulge money like that.”
– Jeremiah (3/18/2013)
“Those are all college students. Know how I know? They all have backpacks....”
– Jeremiah (3/18/2013)
“Has there ever been a mutation where someone had a third hemisphere?”
– Jeremiah discussing the human brain (3/15/2013)
Jeremiah (3/8/13)
Matt: “You can go from liquid water to another state by adding heat.”
Jeremiah: “Like Canada?”
“Can you melt water?”
– Jeremiah (3/8/13)
“Matt, let me see if you look like Jas, cover your face.”
– Jeremiah (3/8/13)
“What if there were tits in the ceiling?”
– Jeremiah (3/4/13)
“He did some study in cosmopolity.”
– Jeremiah (3/3/13)
Jeremiah (3/4/13)
Matt: “I hear that place is haunted.”
Jeremiah: “Haunted with what?”
“I think its water, you can tell by the way its drippling.”
– Jeremiah (3/3/13)
February 2013
8 posts
Jeremiah (2/4/2013)
Jeremiah: “I need to stop eating ice cream everyday.”
Ryan: “You eat ice cream everyday?”
Jeremiah: “No, I don’t.”
Jeremiah dismantled his ankle.
“I like the curiosity of not knowing what’s going on.”
– Jeremiah (1/30/2013)
“I’m surprised you didn’t know goats pupils are rectangles. I thought...”
– Jeremiah (1/30/2013)
“I would bomb. I would do the bomb. I would be bomb.”
– Jeremiah (1/23/2013)
“I wanna take a logistics class. What’s logistics?”
– Jeremiah (1/23/2013)
January 2013
9 posts
“Is there such a thing as disagreeing to agree?”
– Jeremiah (1/18/2013)
“The sound is really different. Do you see it?”
– Jeremiah (1/15/2013)
“Sometimes I do things unconsciously.”
– Jeremiah (1/12/2013)
Jeremiah (1/12/2013)
Ryan: “Do you know where we are right now?”
Jeremiah: “Not really, I told you I’m not very good at geology. I mean geometry.”
“He said when he gets good, he’s gonna get a brain dam.. brand new board.”
– Jeremiah (01/14/2013)
“Doesn’t your dad have kids?”
– Jeremiah (01/13/2013)
Jeremiah (1/3/2013)
Talking about Sandra Bullock:
Jeremiah: “Did you know that she’s in all her movies?”
Jeremiah (1/3/2013) FIRST QUOTE OF 2013!!!
Jeremiah noticed that one of the wheels on his skateboard wasn’t spinning properly.
Matt: “You need new bearings.”
Jeremiah: “I’ll just get new trucks.”
Matt: “Trucks don’t come with bearings.”
Jeremiah: “They wheels.”
Jeremiah (12/31/2012) LAST QUOTE OF 2012!!!
While waiting for the fireworks to start, I was trying to find a bathroom I could use.
Ryan: “I have to piss but there’s no place to go.”
Jeremiah: “Porter potty”
Ryan: “Porter?”
Jeremiah: “Porto”
December 2012
25 posts
“Have you heard that song with Twista and Busta Rhymes? I think it’s called...”
– Jeremiah (12/18/2012)
“The room temperature of my water is hella cold.”
– Jeremiah (12/19/2012)
Jeremiah (12/14/12)
Zennen: “I don’t like wearing watches.”
Jeremiah mimicking Zennen: “I dont like knowing what time it is. Time tells me.”
“I don’t like ignorant things.”
– Jeremiah (12/13/2012)
“Rocky and Bowinkle.”
– Jeremiah (12/13/2012)
“Daph is majoring on Teachering”
– -Jeremiah (12.14.12)
“It takes a lot of work to stand up without holding onto anything.”
– Jeremiah (12/14/2012
“If gator is short for alligator, is dile short for crocodile?”
– Jeremiah (12/10/2012) 